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Leika Coins Zeny Winnings Debauchery

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#1 Gionelles

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Posted 31 May 2015 - 07:13 AM

HIGH OR LOW -
- LEIKA COIN HELL!

This event is currently over. Congratulations to Alexanderia for winning the most Leika coins (over 5,000), and to Cheddar for winning the Zeny game at the end! (over 60,000,000)


     Hey guys, guess what? I'm a terrible player that's going to hold a terrible event May 31'st, 2015 at 17:00 IST (Irish Standard Time), UTC/GMT+1! (That's around 10:00am for all you filthy central Americans). I will open a chat room in Prontera one hour before the event starts, so come support me breaking my addiction to jewing and debauterizing all over this pretty server! (Disclaimer: jewing and debauterizing are not words. Please don't start suerizing me). Seriously though, this event will NOT work unless I have lots of people. I mean, I already understand that everyone here hates me (don't worry, I share your feelings), but hopefully you can overcome that infuriated mind of yours in favor of abusing me for my Leika Coins!

                                   JEWS!

     The rules are not simple. Because this event is horrible. But here they are anyways.

     The event is called High or Low. That has nothing to do with the rules.

     Basically, it's a gambling game where you put down some money, make a bet, and see if you get lucky.
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     PHASE ONE of my terrible event will be a dueling tournament. I will decide who fights who, and based on the results, I will orchestrate the order people will place their bets in (single file, everyone). So, it's advised that you bring your best PVP character. If you don't want to fight, you're more than welcome to forfeit your duel in order to save time (I mean, you might as well if Scias shows up). There are no rematches, and no exceptions. If you die because of lag, suck it up and move on.

     PHASE TWO is where shit gets really terrible and unenjoyable. You will make a bet based on Leika Coins. You can bet between 10 and 100 Leika Coins at a time, and for every coin you bet, you must give me 5,000z (so, if you want to bet 100 Leika Coins, you must first give me 500,000z). Then, you will guess either High or Low. I will use my magical gaming hardware powers to spin around at, like, 837G's, and press the backslide button randomly.
Simply put, if you guess High, and I happen to slide upward (north), then I double your bet in both Leika Coins and Zeny. If you choose not to double up again, I will give you your reward outright. If you choose to be ballsy and double up again, I will nag you to guess High or Low once more. You may double up a total of 5 times per turn (assuming you get more than one). After your fifth time doubling up, I will give you your reward and move on to the next smelly contestant. Remember though; if you guess wrong on your fifth turn, you lose it all, and I'll keep your filthy money.

Edit: Someone asked what happens if I happen to slide directly East or West (right or left, respectively). If that happens, I will just start spinning again with no comment - so as to redo my spin. I mean, I COULD make this event even worse by just saying "if I go left or right, you automatically lose," but I'm trying to BREAK the jewing cycle.

Hilp.

 
IMPORTANT! If you guess incorrectly at any time, your round is over and I will keep your zeny, moving on to the next scrubby contestant. It is IMPERATIVE that you fully understand and accept that you are putting yourself at risk of not getting your zeny back by participating in my game (read the licensing, terms, and conditions, then click accept fool).

     PHASE THREE will be the last round of the game. When I am down to approximately 3,000 Leika coins, I will start doing some random ass shit, and at the end of it all, I'll ask the entire audience (of most likely 2 people) a question. The person who guesses closest will get the remainder of my Leika Coins, and all of the zeny obtained by the filthy losers of my High-Low game. After that, you can all piss off, because I hate everyone.

Edit: I've modified the rules. If 5 or less people attend the event, I will hand out 1,000,000z to each participant, so they have something to bet with. If we get more than 5 people though (6 or higher), I will hand out nothing, and roll with the event as per usual.

So what are you waiting for? Click that reply button and let me know if you'll be there or not!



Actual Disclaimer: Yes I have the money and coins to fund this terrible event of mine. I am holding this event because I'm freaking bored. I hereby solemnly promise that this is not a scam, and that if I am found to withhold a player's rightfully WON rewards, I will gladly accept permanent banning on the spot (I'm not a douchebag, and hopefully my 1b and Leika Coin Market prove that I have no reason to steal from players anyways). However, understand that if you lose a round in my event, you will lose the zeny you bet on your turn, and that I am not liable for any butt hurt people that did not fully understand the rules illustrated above.

Edited by Gionelles, 31 May 2015 - 06:06 PM.

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#2 Terpsichore

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Posted 31 May 2015 - 07:17 AM

This is a Jewish plot by the way.


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#3 Gionelles

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Posted 31 May 2015 - 07:21 AM

Well, at the top, it mentions how I'm trying to break my jewing addiction, so... you twerp.

#4 Susurro

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Posted 31 May 2015 - 07:46 AM

Downvoted
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#5 Scias

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Posted 31 May 2015 - 02:51 PM

Breaking your jewizms will only work if you lose. If you win and keep all the moni it makes you more of a jew. You're still Irish though, so that makes you less of a jew, and probably more of a worse religion. Unless you voted yes. Then Jedward can marry himself. I don't know where I'm going with this.
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#6 Gionelles

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Posted 31 May 2015 - 04:02 PM

Breaking your jewizms will only work if you lose. If you win and keep all the moni it makes you more of a jew. You're still Irish though, so that makes you less of a jew, and probably more of a worse religion. Unless you voted yes. Then Jedward can marry himself. I don't know where I'm going with this.



That's the thing; We're going to keep playing till I've given away some tens of thousands of coins, and probably over 100m

#7 Gionelles

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Posted 31 May 2015 - 04:12 PM

Downvoted


I down-vote my event as well. It's the most horrible fucking event ever, and I should kill myself for even attempting to host it.

You should attend, you pink glob of creamy yum-yums.

Edit: As of the time I edited this post, the event is currently finished.

Edited by Gionelles, 31 May 2015 - 06:04 PM.


#8 Gionelles

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Posted 31 May 2015 - 06:09 PM

Let me know if you want me to do stuff like this in the future. I'm obviously not made of money and coins, but I can at least fund jackpot style games like this, or other events that perhaps a GM won't do due to the rewards being too high (10-60m and 5,000coins+ might be a bit much, but I like it, so what the hell). I could make the rewards things like all three lockboxes and keys, cash point gears, coins, of course, zeny, enriched Ori/Elu, etc etc. You name it, and I can probably get it.

Note that I probably won't do something like this again if there's little to no demand for it. So, let me know what you guys thought!

Edited by Gionelles, 31 May 2015 - 06:48 PM.


#9 Syncope

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Posted 31 May 2015 - 09:01 PM

Do another pvp event and ill join. Dont do duel at towns because dispell is disabled and so are other skills.



#10 Gionelles

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Posted 31 May 2015 - 09:04 PM

Eh, I might. Honestly, the whole pvp thing didn't pan out too well, simply because it was an event centered around gambling. A sole PVP tournament might work though.

Also forgot to mention: suggestions on what time to do events is always welcome.


#11 Syncope

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Posted 31 May 2015 - 09:05 PM

Eh, I might. Honestly, the whole pvp thing didn't pan out too well, simply because it was an event centered around gambling. A sole PVP tournament might work though.

Also forgot to mention: suggestions on what time to do events is always welcome.

Do it later tonight.



#12 Gionelles

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Posted 31 May 2015 - 09:06 PM

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh, let me do payroll first, then maybe.



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