Hello. My name is Sheats, and all over the world, Gio's are being lost, abused, and taken from their servers. But today, you can change that.
I work for the "Save a Gio" foundation. Here at the "Save a Scrub" foundation, we help to prevent people from going all Luke Skywalker on our shit, and return them to their homes and servers where they belong. We provide Jew gold, CP's, and terrible humor for every Gio out there.
Here is a picture of a Gio lost, sad, angry, and cold.
We have an epidemic on our hands. However, now you can help. For just ten discreet payments of $49.99, you can help find and rescue these Gio's back to their servers. "But how can I trust your shitty foundation with my jew monies?" you ask. Well, you pubic quesadilla, don't just take my word for it. Listen to these testimonials from real people that actually exist:
Fukin wanker took me scottish scotness, bagpipes, MLG kilt kilt me fukin best m8 l9r skrib nose.
I mean, it would be cool to rape that baddie agen lel
She's basically hatefuck material.
Give me your money.
We can NOT allow the immigration of Gio's without passports into our servers! We need security from the jews!
I came so fast.
I'ma get jal-ap-en-o face.
Kill La Kill yourself.
I'm "sing"ing tired of this shit. Where the fuck is my cat you shit tier GX plebs? I swear I'll bash ye fokin 'eads in.
I still masturbate while eating top ramen at a faster rate in the bigger quantities it counts as rape when I'm slurping at this unbelievable place I turn the temperature up all the way to sweat up on my face.
SHE'S SENSUAL AND GOOEY. SHE'S EROGENOUS LIKE THE FLESH TUBES OF PLEASURE ISLAND.
I want blue -
MOTHERFUKIN JESSIE EISENBURG MOTHERFUCK JESUS CHRIST FACEBOOK MOVIE CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS SHIT? GODDAMN CREATED FACEBOOK AND LAWYERS AND SHIT RIGHT FUCKING WINKLE BOSS TWINS GODDAMN ROWING THE BOAT GODDAMN I CANT BELIEVE THIS HIT HAVE YOU SEEN THIS SHIT FUCK THIS SHIT JESSIE EISENBURG N SHIT, MOTHERFUCKING SPIDERMAN PUT IN THE TIME MOTHERFUKIN FUCK BUILD SHIT WITH HIS BARE HANDS BEST FRIENDS JESSIE EISENBURG MOTHERFUKIN SHIT, NO MAN IL JUST TALK ABOUT THE FACEBOOK MOVIE ALL DAY WHO MADE FUCKIN FACEBOOK IMMEDIATE FUKIN YOU HAVE TO BE SO INTERESTED IN THE SHIT I HAVE TO SAY FUCK A YEAR AGAIN FUCK JESSIE EISENBURG DUDE I JUST WATCHED A YEAR AND A HALF AGO FUCK JESSIE EISENBURG MAN HE FUCKED OVER SPIDERMAN CRAZY WINKELEBOSS TOWING FUCK THIS GUY INVENTED FACEBOOK TRENT RESIN ORE I DONT LIKE DIE I CANT THINK WHO THE FUCK INVENTED FACEBOOK ALL I CAN THINK IS THE GUY WHO INVENTED FACEBOOK MARK ZUCKERBURG.
Get that fucking camera out of my face nigger, I'm a fucking bash your skull in you fucking -
As you can see, we take our work here at the "Save a Gio" foundation very seriously. We're dedicated to finding Gio and bringing her back so we can all shit talk her into giving us her jew gold again.
Please send your donations to firstname.lastname@example.org on PayPal. As a reward, you'll get update pictures of the Gio's you've helped save. This includes a full packet filled with awful pictures of all the jewish moments your Gio's are having, such as stealing from the poor and giving to the self, hoarding half a server's fucking money and not spending it, giving away hundreds of goddamn euros to control the CP market and then giving 100,000 fucking free CP's away in shitty events, and making peanut butter jelly sandwiches.
You can help. You can make a difference. You can make change.
Edited by Sardrellas, 18 January 2016 - 08:54 AM.