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[Reynoldus]

Okay, so like I have no idea how this works but I saw it once on another forums so I'll start it here on Leika RO forums :> 

 

Here''s what you have to do in order to make it work~

 

1. Make a wish. 
2. Sabotage the person's wish that's above you!

So for example! If the person above me said "I wish for a new car", then I (the person below) must say "Granted, but it's broken." 

Or "I wish for a hot girlfriend."

"Granted, but now you're blind."

 

I'll start the game off!

 

I wish for some pizza 

Edited by Reynoldus, 21 January 2016 - 07:13 AM.

[Innomite]

Granted, but you get diabetes.

 

I wish I was back at the GM team to host some kewl events. :^)

[Reynoldus]

Granted, but no one likes your "kewl" events.

 

I wish for a million dollars!

[penciltea]

Granted, but it's in Monopoly money. 

 

I wish for a blanket~ =3=

[Reynoldus]

Granted, but it's made out of pubic hair.

 

I wish I had a extra body part!

[Syncope]

Granted, but it's a big black cock on your forehead

I wish my anus was back to when I didn't try anal sex

[Reynoldus]

Granted, however now instead of poop coming out of your anus, Jeff comes out.

 

I wish for a pack of cigars!

[Scias]

Granted, but they turn out to be vapor cigars and now you look like douche jeff (๑•́ ω •̀๑)

I wish Psor would marry a feminist to see what happens.

[Reynoldus]

Granted, but you grow a dick in ya butt when they marry!

 

I wish for an airplane.

[Scias]

Granted, but you grow a dick in ya butt when they marry!
 
I wish for an airplane.

Granted, but you grow that airplane in ya butt when they marry!

I wish for an oversized sex toy.

[FWQ943W09J5G0KERI]

 

I wish for an oversized sex toy.

 

Granted, but Jesus Fucking Christ I'm Sick of Your Shit Already.

I wish for an esoteric sex toy.

[Reynoldus]

Granted, but it's shaped like Scias.

 

I wish for chocolate milk to drip off my nipples like sunshine off a waterfall!

[FWQ943W09J5G0KERI]

Granted, but it's shaped like Scias.

 

I wish for chocolate milk to drip off my nipples like sunshine off a waterfall!

Granted, but it tastes like fucking shit and you have to drink it every week and wtf why you would need a mega wet bra constantly aren't you male what the fuck pls kill me.

[Reynoldus]

 

Granted, but it's shaped like Scias.

 

I wish for chocolate milk to drip off my nipples like sunshine off a waterfall!

Granted, but it tastes like fucking shit and you have to drink it every week and wtf why you would need a mega wet bra constantly aren't you male what the fuck pls kill me.

 

oi YOU DIDN'T WISH FOR SOMETHING, FOLLOW THE RULES YOU REBEL

[FWQ943W09J5G0KERI]

 

 

Granted, but it's shaped like Scias.

 

I wish for chocolate milk to drip off my nipples like sunshine off a waterfall!

Granted, but it tastes like fucking shit and you have to drink it every week and wtf why you would need a mega wet bra constantly aren't you male what the fuck pls kill me.

 

oi YOU DIDN'T WISH FOR SOMETHING, FOLLOW THE RULES YOU REBEL

 

HE DID FollOW tHE rULEs yOU TyrANt.

[Reynoldus]

 

 

 

Granted, but it's shaped like Scias.

 

I wish for chocolate milk to drip off my nipples like sunshine off a waterfall!

Granted, but it tastes like fucking shit and you have to drink it every week and wtf why you would need a mega wet bra constantly aren't you male what the fuck pls kill me.

 

oi YOU DIDN'T WISH FOR SOMETHING, FOLLOW THE RULES YOU REBEL

 

HE DID FollOW tHE rULEs yOU TyrANt.

 

FINE I'LL CONTINUE IT

 

I WISH FOR A GRAND SLAM LIFE VERSION DOLL OF TERPISCHORE