Just a copy from my introduction to the staff. Im lazy like that.
Im Sam (Samuel), born/living in switzerland in a messy room with way too many gold watches and chocolate.
For anyone wondering what Toblerone actually is - i bet most of you thought of me as Tobler One - its a traditional brand of chocolate,
formed in the shape of one of switzerlands more famous Mountains - the Matterhorn, which has nothing to do with matter - and is refined
with caramelized almonds which will litteraly break your teeth if you dont know how to eat a triangular solid block of chocolate.
(Yes, that thing IS solid, and its the size of a flashlight.)
But enough hype about stereotypes, my stats:
Cat Mastery LVL: 3 (I have three cats, Ginny (because she has red fur), Zora (named after Zorro, because shes got a black mask on her face) and Silver (Because shes a black/white/grey Tiger).)
Cooking LVL: 8 (Quite adept, a natural talent i guess, though sometimes i seriously fuck shit up, but im having fun with it.)
Nerd LVL = MC2 (I subconciously theorize about anyone and anyshit at all, which is quite fun at times but mostly exhausting and something i wish i could control.)
Code Name: "Plumber" (because english doesnt have a real descriptive word for my job. basically, i do the pipes.)
Script Mastery LVL: 2 (thoughtyoumightwanttoknowivekindasortascriptedawhileagothoughireallydidntgetthatfarbutmaybeillbeofusesomeday)
People Skills: Rising (self proclaimed sociophobe, semi-diagnosed with aspergers, but im slowly getting the hang of how not to punch people in the face and then run away at first sight.)
Yes im also too lazy to add anything else.
Boop
-Me
Edited by IronTears, 21 February 2016 - 08:55 PM.
