Wow.. for godsake now more than ever GM Frost don't activate pvp on town xD
Oh God... please activate @pvp. Just for thirty seconds. Eryx. Nuff Said. :ph34r:
Well now i think about it.. could be interesting to see the show from a hidden spot xD *Throws an invisibility cloack to Krad just in case*
Edit : How many victims would fall.. *wondering*
Let me put this motherfucking shit into perspective for you scrubs by calculating how many fgtz would die within 30 seconds of being in @pvp with Eryx.
Well to figure out, we first need to decipher an equation. However, we can't do that until we figure out the values of the first two of three variables used in this equation. First we must find variable x by multiplying the seventh root of the acidity of Eryx's cum by (cum * (4/5 multiplied by pi)). Next, we divide the product by the coefficient of (itself divided by the weight of Eryx's dick **which is at least 4 megatons**). Now that we know D. we must find the variable "Pidakew." Now that we know both x and Pidakew, it's time to figure out how many people would die if @pvp was enabled for 30 seconds. Let E = the numerical amount of fgt scrubs killed by Eryx. The region, E, over which we are integrating becomes:
Note that we’ve only given this for E’s in which D is in the xy-plane. We can modify this accordingly if D is in the yz-plane or the xz-plane as needed. In terms of cylindrical coordinates a triple integral is,
Fucking make sure you add the r and make sure that all the x’s and y’s get converted over into cylindrical coordinates you sleazy cock-slave. Now that we have the equation for the cylindrical destruction area affected by Eryx's massive cum blast all solved, we can figure out what his cum blast will actually do. For this to happen, we must use the radius of his legendary 360 cum whirlwind attack and take the 4th root of a lump of bullshit's kinetic energy when thrown at the same velocity Eryx's cum blast travels at (approximately 666 feet per second). Afterward, divide this value by the weight of the black hole created from the gravitational field created by the immense energy generated by Eryx swinging his fucking enormous dick around (do the Helicopter-Dick, Eryx! Do the Helicopter-Dick!). Finally, we arrive at our answer. The answer is 666 lemons. Use the divergence theorem to evaluate this fucking goddamn shit where and the filthy surface consists of the three cocksucking surfaces, , on top of her, , on the sides of her on the bottom (her ass). Solution Let’s start this off with a sketch of the fucking terrible looking surface: the surface of the bullet-shaped destructive blast generated by Eryx's cum.
The region E for the triple integral is then the region enclosed by these surfaces (only enclosed because no one's popped her fucking cherry yet, goddammit). Note that cylindrical coordinates would be a perfect coordinate system for this region. If we do that; here are the limits for the ranges. We’ll also need the divergence of the vector field so let’s get that motherfucking tasty ass shit and use it to flavor up all of Eryx's casseroles. The fucking integral is then, Now that we have all the vectors we need plotted out, we can finally figure out how many fgt scrubs die in @pvp after 30 seconds of fucking around with Eryx. Note that we used the divergence theorem because it states that the outward flux of Eryx's dick through a closed surface is equal to the volume integer of the divergence over the region inside the surface of any given scrub's anus. This is especially helpful since we were calculating the fluid dynamics of Eryx's mighty cum blast (which reks everyone accept for Scias).
How many people would die if @pvp was enabled for even just a few seconds?
In order to find the variable Pidakew, you must quest for his slimy, filthy, degenerate, pus filled, cock gobbling arse in the High Tower of Shit Piss Fuck Cunt Cocksucker Motherfucker Tits Fart Turd and Twat. Once you have found him, beaten him with an electric dildo to the point of near-death, and fed him his own head, you must drag his fucking smelly arse corpse back to Eryx. Then, Eryx will proceed to violently fuck the Pidakew and fill every cavity in his body with his cum. Wait until Pidakew's entire body explodes. The P.S.I. required for Pidakew's entire fucking fat filthy floppy furry body to rupture from Eryx's massive load is the numerical we will use for the variable "Pidakew."
Though, each letter in the string "lemons" is it's own variable, and we must now solve for each of the six variables, using the Sweaty Divergence Theorem. This theorem allows for us to calculate the bullet-shaped blast created by Eryx's dick after reking a fgt scrub in @pvp, as well as aggressively butt fucking the king of the United States of America with his gigantic Eryx-dick (which he named Psor).
All the pieces are in their rightful places. However, if I was to finish solving this equation, the universe would implode on it's wretched self. The final step can only be completed by Eryx and his fantastic DICK!
This equation has been approved by the U.D.P. - the Universal Department of Pussies.
Edited by Gionelles, 22 October 2014 - 05:12 AM.